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Juan the Cow says...
Juan the Cow said...
I made popcorn!
I'ma take 'em all.
It beats my brown, hooves down.
What's your favorite kind of pizza?
Name a superhero.
My
pillow is ass-bitin' cold.
He's not that attractive.
Wal-Mart comedy gold turns your hooves green.
Hey. There are starving children in Guatemala.
Eet mor chikin.
Can I have a cookie?
Yes, I am a cow's cow.
Grandpa used to say...
I am a torro. Not a vaca.
Well, I wasn't exactly looking at her eyes.
I cried fifty-three times.
Just a friendly reminder.
I once knew a man...
How have you been, Jujupetals?
It went a little something like this.
I am most certainly
not
monotone.
Me and Jujupetals kept addin' stuff to the picture.
It's kind of like a Japanese Disney movie, really.
What do you think of that?
I like peas.
What would make Eph pee in her pants?
I don't believe you.
Will you marry me?
They tasted great.
I feel it.
Because I like all kinds of blue.
